King Beyonce Slays

Are you angry that even Avatar Aang couldn't get Britney Spears to knee bend and that Beyonce will have her denying her own work like "Britney Jean is not my album"

Beyonce has your faves as pressed as Miguel's Iphone screen when he sees the Grindr app.

Was it right for Beyonce to shade your fave by selling more than their whole discography in 48 hours?

Was it humane for Beyonce to sell more in 48 hours with an Instagram post than Ciara sold with promotion for months (that she had to pay for herself)?

Are you angered that Beyonce's first week sales are going to be larger than Rick Ross' body mass index? 

Are you angry because the only surprise album that your fave could drop successfully is a photo album?

Does your fave sing about diamonds in the sky because the possibility of her having a diamond certification is just that far out of her reach?

Are you angry that Beyonce's "Partition" really is about her widening the part in your faves hair until they were bald?

Are you upset that yoncé sold 1.3 million albums and has your fave thinking "damn, I really should have cheated"

Are you tired of your fave giving out his/her album on groupon/twitmusic/ discounted on Amazon while my fave is out here selling 500k with a 16 dollar album?

Are you bothered that your fave was sleeping in under a bridge when Beyonce released her music and then proceeded to promote her music on twitter instead of his/her own?

Are you upset that the plastic that will make up the physical copies of Beyonce's album will be taken directly from Tamar's face

Are you upset that Beyonce wanted to get Blue a lambo for Xmas and that's the only reason she dropped the album before 2014?

I can see that you're upset but bow down and allow Beyonce to snatch your already non existent edges