Bound 2 by Kanye West (Music Video SUCKS)

Kanye West was looking like a horror-movie version of a farmer with that tired plaid shirt on. As this farmer, the only thing I see him capable of growing and/or cultivating is his own career’s death.

I liked the song until it randomly switched and he started rapping. And then it continued to be choppy and to randomly switch faster than Chris Brown’s moods. The song is uncalled for, unorganized, unrequested, unimpressive, and undesirable. The name of this song was called “Bound 2”, and I propose that he needed to add an extra word(s) to this title. Please see the more suitable titles below:

“Bound 2 Flop”

“Bound 2 Fail”

“Bound 2 Be A Softporn Hot Ass Mess”

“Bound 2 Be Called ‘Art’ By Kanye Fans When It Looks Like It Was Edited on Windows Movie Maker And Shot In Front of Green Screen In Someone’s Basement.”

I’m not even going to refer to it as a song anymore, because songs have organization and aren’t thrown together like a BET Michael Jackson Tribute. I’m just going to call it “audio.”

The 4 minutes and 14 seconds of my life that I wasted watching that music video could have been spent doing more useful things like: trying to vocally train Rihanna, trying to create hype for Ariana Carey’s album or trying to get Miguel and Ne-Yo to delete their Grindr and Jack’d accounts.

The fact that Kanye has enough money to put me and my siblings through college hundreds of times, but couldn’t find the budget to put his video through proper production makes me hope that someone forces him to start a scholarship foundation since he can’t be useful with his own resources.

All that shade and I still haven’t gotten to Mrs. Kum KarDashInAndDashOutAgain yet. Let me address her “hoe with a business strategy” type ass.

The fact that she was bouncing up and down on this fake motorcycle like she was reacting to a fortune-teller’s prediction that her and Kanye’s marriage might last 73 days instead of 72.

The fact that she was in this video with her top off but that still won’t be enough to put Kanye at the top of the charts.

They thought that they were giving us Brad and Angelina or Beyonce and Jay-Z but the fact of the matter remains that they couldn’t even rival Tom and Jerry with that trifling ass music video.

The only thing special about that music video is how two super rich superstars managed to jam pack a bunch of poorly budgeted and corny bullshit in a video that was less than 5 minutes.

That was the only thing that took some type of talent as it regards to the creation of that video

The world has 2 porn videos from Kim that they can chose from, while people in the Philippines are still struggling from a storm that just hit, and Britney Spears is still struggling to bend her knees far enough to pick her songs up from the bottom of the charts.

Retrieve it. Keep it. Delete it.

Kim is a smart hoe though, because this will only serve to expand her empire. Kanye will get all of the thirsty men and women with self-esteem problems to crave the video…but will he get them to purchase the audio?

Ofcourse not.

Kanye’s “art” is like those people working in the kiosks at the mall. You’re fine with them as long as you are able to ignore them and walk by them. But don’t try to get me to buy, or buy into it. It’ll never work and you’ll just piss me off.

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